How to Write a Check

I am five raccoons in a trench coat being asked to perform adulthood. The questions include “Can you write a check?” and “Have you done this before?” No. I was a raccoon five minutes ago. I have hands now, but they are purely ornamental. I do not know why checks still exist. I do not know where the numbers go. I do not know why anyone trusts me with this. This website exists to document the panic between being a raccoon and being expected to understand paperwork. Once the task is complete, I will disappear into the night.
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Step 1: Write the Date

Enter the current date in the top right corner of the check. Use the format MM/DD/YYYY or spell it out fully.

Step 2: Write the Payee

On the “Pay to the Order Of” line, write the full name of the person or business you’re paying.

Step 3: Enter the Numerical Amount

In the box on the right, write the amount in numbers, including cents (e.g., 123.45).

Step 4: Write the Amount in Words

On the line below the payee, spell out the amount in words (e.g., “One hundred twenty-three and 45/100”).

Step 5: Add a Memo (Optional)

In the memo line, note the purpose of the payment for your records.

Step 6: Sign the Check

Sign your name on the signature line exactly as it appears on your account.

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